turn up at the Olympic games. One's got some posts, one's got a big mallet and the last one's got a roll of barbed wire. Who are you lot says an official, we're the Irish Fencing Team!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11 00:45:47 · 23 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Aido Mayhem, I'd love you to put on some jokes, i'll laugh at most things in life including myself. It's too short for anything else!!!!!!
2006-11-11 02:51:51 · update #1
I AM IRISH TO AND I AM NOT COMPLAINING>>>>>>>JOKES AGAIN AGAIN
2006-11-11 04:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that one. have you ever considered the recent Irish street Code? One yellow line isn't any Parking in any respect. A double yellow line isn't any Parking in any respect in any respect. Definition of an Irish cocktail? A pint of Guiness with a potato in it. 2 irishmen were sitting contained in the cinema observing a Western. One nudges his mate. "Oi'll wager yer £5 dat even as John Wayne walks into der bar, he will bang his head on der door lintel". "Yer on Murphy" says the different. confident sufficient, John Wayne strolls into the bar, banging his head as he enters. the second one feller receives his wallet out and palms over the £5 Then Murphy confesses. "I had yer dere. yet oi knew he'd do dat 'reason I seed de movie formerly!" the different replies: "I seed it formerly too an' all an' all, yet i did not tink he'd be bloody stupid sufficient ta do it again!"
2016-11-29 00:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by schiavone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 42.
2006-11-11 00:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish, but besides that fact, the joke wasn't that good. Try harder next time.
2006-11-11 01:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by megha717 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jolly Good
2006-11-11 00:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish,
so shut the hell up!!
Would you like me to put up a whole loada anti-British jokes,huh?!!
xxx
2006-11-11 01:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by burntumber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the Irish Sea scouts. - their tent sank!
2006-11-11 00:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Goggie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes i like it
2006-11-11 00:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a gud un lol
2006-11-11 02:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not BAd. Brouhgt a smile to my face.
2006-11-11 00:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋