I want the best of both of them!?

Question

I've been seeing the mother of all blond bombshells for the last 8 months and i'm on the verge of leaving my wife for for her. Whilst my blond lover is absolutely super hot in the bedroom she is a complete bimbo "brains of a rocking horse" and a absolute s-hit cook, whilst the missus of 5 years is a faultless cook and a great mum to our 3 kiddies but she has gained 4 stone in the last 2 years and our sex life is zero, at the moment while i'm seeing the both of them life could'nt be sweeter but my mistress says i must make a decision by november 30th "she needs to prepare christmas arrangements" the dilemma is "fatty arbuckle great cook" or "bedroom delights always hungry" please give me some advice as i only have 19 days. PS..... would only appreciate advice from men as i know the women will take the wife's side.

Answer 1

What would you do if the blonde bombshell gained 4 stone?!?!?!?

Answer 2

well my man sounds like you've gotten yourself in what the scholars call "a real **** pickle"

on the one hand ol' blondie makes the bacon sizzle but she still can't cook. and sounds quite demanding. you also used the term "bimbo" and "brains of a rocking horse". sounds like you're just enjoying the sex and not the company of said female. better think about how having her around for good is going to affect your attitude and therefore sex with the bimbo

and also

fatty arbuckle is a great cook. what more could you want when you come home from screwing the hottest thing in town but some damn food. i mean she IS the mother of your children. you have to think about how that would affect them. and how much you enjoy being the hero of the day to your kids. you know they'll think a bit differently of dear old dad if he up and left mom for some bimbo who can't cook. well it seems as if you've got yourself a decent system of going around your wife's back.

my advice is ride out the 19 days with the hotty. tell her you must remain true to your wife. lay low for a minute over the holidays. whenever you're ready to pick it up again call blondy up and see how things are. or find some other bimbo who can't cook and likes to jock married men.

best of both worlds and nobody has to know or get divorced.

Answer 3

I hope this is your idea of a joke and that you are not seriously seeking advice on such an important decision as leaving the mother of your three children because the sex is better with a blonde bimbo.
When you marry and have children, you must be aware that sex will eventually dwindle, and that there will always be attractive women out there with whom you'll be tempted to flirt or more.
Marriage is about controlling these feelings, or at least being very discreet about indulging them, not announcing it on Yahoo! for the world to read.
If you feel that marriage and fatherhood is such a casual thing, you must be honest and divorce your wife and enjoy life as a single man, as you are perhaps not husband/father material.

Answer 4

All i can really say is your wife is devoted to you and there might be a reason why she has put weight on,she maybe feeling neglected and feeling alone so she has gone to food to make herself feel better,on the other hand the blonde bombshell may look nice now but what happens in a few yrs time wen the same happens to her!!
Will you look for another and carry on til you are old and then you will have noone as your children might get to an age where they no there dad as done wrong and not want to no.THE DECISION IS ENTIERLY YOURS AND NOONE CAN GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS AS YOU WILL DO AS YOU PLEASE BUT REMEMBER THERE WAS A REASON WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE MAYBE YOUR TO BLAME FOR HAR WEIGHT GAIN,LOOK DEEPER IN2 THE SITUATION AND GOOD LUCK

Answer 5

the grass is always greener on the other side, what happens when your bimbo puts on weight and iy may happen, she cannot cook either and is thick, it may well happen, you seem to judge a woman by her looks,
you could encourage your wife to change her apperance but you could not encourage the bimbo to have brains, as you are so inconsiderate to your wife, maybe your wife deserves someone better, someone who will make her happy and if she is less down she will not eat all the crap, and maybe you and your bimbo will end up together. How can you even do that to your wife, you have no shame at all, i feel sorry for her, hope she meets a decant bloke and she will one day.

Answer 6

No I won't ! Blond bombshell is a good f*ck and all but she will get tired of you in the end because you are a "cheater", why would she commit to you. The wife is fat, yes, but if you asked her to loose weight and paid for Jenny Craig, she would do it, and you knocking her up thrice, didn't help her w/ her weight. You stay home w/ your wife and kids and play a decent man for a change. Go get your p*ssy after you've made your family happy. Also, if you help your wife loose weight, she might look so good, she'll ditch your a** for a blond bombshell of a step daddy for your kids. Aye, Matey !!!!

Answer 7

Was not going to answer this but.....
Oh please leave your wife for the blonde....I will keep an eye on your questions and in a few months be glad to answer the one you post about "What happend the blond b#@$* left me. I gave up everything for her." Seriously I believe if you are not happy you wife probably is not either...that would explain the weight gain and lack of sex. Understand that your girlfriend is being incredibly insensitive...you have children and christmas is coming up and she wants YOU to SCREW UP THEIR CHRISTMAS. She is not as dumb as you think she is....that is manipulative.

Answer 8

If u don't explain to your wife u Will not be able to sort things out why destroy your life with your wife and your kids for a women thats only good for one thing ditch the blond and get things sorted with your wife

Answer 9

I take the blonde side because obviously you and your wife are not happy! Go with the blonde and you will get tired of it down the road, just let your wife go and be happy somewhere else. Maybe she can find a man who #$%^ her brains out!

Answer 10

YOUR A BAD PERSON , when you leave your wife she is going to hate you, your a man and you are going to follow your d i c k you gonna hurt her so much but in the long run she'll be better off, she is going to loose all the weight she gained and find some one 10 times better than you and you'll be very sorry !!!!!

Answer 11

if you only want answers from men, because woman will take the wife's side. you have already made your mind up that you want the mistress. i hope that what ever you decide you think carefully. because your decision will affect your whole life and hat of your children. i think that maybe you should ask yourself do you love your wife.