A young Essex woman goes to the local council to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"Ten," replies the Essex woman.
"Ten!", says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," says the Essex woman.
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the council worker.
"Naah," says the Essex woman. "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the young woman, "I just use their surnames."
2006-11-11 00:09:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good! Thanks for the giggle :-)
2006-11-11 00:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny a little perturbing but funny
2006-11-11 09:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant..
2006-11-11 08:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnay.
2006-11-11 08:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke but not all essex girls are like that you know. i'm marrying one who isn't.
2006-11-11 08:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by superegg1988 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke would suck less if people knew what a surname is. You should say last name nerd.
2006-11-11 08:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA ha ha
2006-11-11 08:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes where has integrity and the new birth in Jesus name gone-prayin for you
2006-11-15 06:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by ben 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 09:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means there are no twins among them.nice joke,i think i'll use it too sometime.
2006-11-11 08:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by wale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2006-11-11 08:11:58 · answer #11 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋