2006-11-10 20:44:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
this woman told me that she could pleasure me in 25 different ways!! So I had to make sure! lol
2006-11-10 20:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a guy come up to me and say
"Your dad must have been a thief"
I asked why and he replied
"because he stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes"
It didnt work but it was sweet I thought
2006-11-11 05:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jinx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in a club in ibiza when a drop dead gorgeous bird with a face like an angel & a body of a godess came & grabbed me by my arm and wispered in my ear "take me home and f*** me like a mad man"i thought it was a little forward but obliged!you would'nt get that in this country,ya more likely to get some fat fizz lookalike asking you to buy her a kebab to get in er 2 man tent knickers!
2006-11-11 04:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right heres the sausyest chat up line thats worked 4 me ...........
"hey there sexy ... your looking good 2day"
they say .................
"dam u luk hot in that shirt"
just carry complimenting them! it works!
2006-11-11 04:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by jess b 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the one that really got my attention was, " My boss sent me over to speak to you, he is much too rich to be seen here in public, he is over there in the Rolls Royce."
Joan.
2006-11-11 08:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by Joan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one is the "get off the computer and get real." That's the only one that is not artificial and works.
2006-11-11 04:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by Vince 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sup up lad you've pulled has always worked for me.
2006-11-11 07:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never bite on the first bait
2006-11-11 04:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one is....
you walk past someone and ask them if they believe in love at first sight...if they say no walk away from them....walk back an ask them if they believe in love at second sight......it made me laugh.....its a good one....if they continue to say no...tell them were they can go...
2006-11-11 04:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have nice smiley eyes
2006-11-11 04:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Carol B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋