A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standingright behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
2006-11-10 20:15:17 · 11 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one.o i want to ask you"What happened to the boy?"(lol)
2006-11-10 20:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny
2006-11-11 13:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was said a few hours ago...still funny though!
2006-11-11 04:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of that one before. I do not find it very funny, though.
2006-11-11 04:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny making a Canadian joke jeez u r dumb do u think we all live in igloos too?
2006-11-11 04:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha
very very funny
2006-11-11 05:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight up-that was good!
2006-11-11 04:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by sue d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe you are smarter LOL
2006-11-11 04:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2006-11-11 04:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Lebron Don Anthony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.....
2006-11-11 05:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋