When John was writing the book of Revelations?

Question

he was trippin on shrooms. We THOUGHT it would be perfectly obvious to everyone! I can't believe here we are 2000 years later with an entire "Left Behind" empire.

Is it so hard to lighten up?

Answer 1

hey man, you live in a cave on a greek island for a couple years and you will go bonkers too!

he was just hoping that someone would come along and kick the roman empire's ***. instead, the roman empire became christian and then fell apart on its own.

Answer 2

No way, shrooms would have had all the Christians laughing their behinds off. It would have been something serious, like mj. The middle east is where it grows best.

Answer 3

Yes, he wrote it out of dillusion from mental illness. From being alone on the island for so long. He cut out his own eyes because of visions such as these and wrote Revalations after all of these things that helped proceed with his mental state.

Answer 4

Those were my shrooms. He stole em to get toasted and woke up in a cave after writing Revelations.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

Answer 5

I am not left behind.... what are you doing here... waiting or progressing? Oops.... I mean, I was there, we were not tripping on mushrooms, this was a moment after great sex!

Answer 6

He was probably on "the John", if you know what I mean. I find myself torn between Jesus Christ and a*s-to-mouth sex. It's a real hard decision.

Answer 7

Well, one day we all WILL know the truth, better start reading the Bible

Answer 8

I wonder who his dealer was

Answer 9

OK....