If a vodka mixed with orange juice is a "screwdriver", would a vodka mixed with castor oil be a "piledriver"?
2006-11-10 19:47:42 · 13 answers · asked by sonic412781 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....and if people from Hemmstead get Hemoriods to people form Poland get Polaroids?
2006-11-10 19:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but undrinkable. What a waste of good vodka. I'm still bleeding. How about vodka mixed with anything is a taxi driver.
If you saw how some of our drivers drive, you would get this.
2006-11-10 20:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 21:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That was cute, dude.
2006-11-10 20:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not evn funny bro
2006-11-10 20:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lebron Don Anthony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would seem logical.
2006-11-10 19:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by eddie_schaap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! I don't know but i hope so! That's awesome! Thanks for the laugh! xoxx
2006-11-10 19:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whaaaaaat?
2006-11-10 20:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... I guess.
2006-11-11 05:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-10 19:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋