A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest:
"Father,it has been one month since my last confession. I
've had sex withFannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks: "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes".
2006-11-10 19:42:42 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it LOL thud
don't worry that was just me hitting the floor
2006-11-10 22:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
thanks for the laugh and have a nice weekend ^_^
2006-11-11 03:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..that's pretty funny!..Gold Star!
2006-11-11 03:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! reflection off her shoes! hahahaha! lolz.
2006-11-11 03:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by kosh.was.here. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-11 04:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lebron Don Anthony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is hilarious i liked it very much
2006-11-11 04:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny LOL
2006-11-11 04:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! that's a good one.
2006-11-11 08:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by arcanehex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2006-11-11 03:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by eddie_schaap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHA verrrrry funny :P
2006-11-11 03:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jadems 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋