Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel was rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was great.
"The secret to great sex is this," Mildred couseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that, he gets so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
While Ethel's husband Harold is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.
It's not too long before her Harold comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"
2006-11-10 18:54:47 · 19 answers · asked by sexylove1_2008 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are true to your ID, Love.......sexy.....
2006-11-10 18:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahha
2006-11-11 03:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Aris Molokai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT! It reminds me of the story about the absent minded Polock: he kissed the train goodbye, hopped on his wife, and went to town!
2006-11-11 02:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well' its funny enuf for the 2 pts, thx.
2006-11-11 02:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by tim s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha !!! It's too long.Don't ever post this kind of question...I don't wanna read it...Am so sick of it !!!! Im going to get crazy its too long
2006-11-11 03:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by George Charriol 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's funny
2006-11-11 02:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Devo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah very funny
2006-11-11 02:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh, not bad. Didn't see it coming atleast.
2006-11-11 02:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by thetyranyofevilmen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahahaha lmfao
2006-11-11 04:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lebron Don Anthony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehh its cute
2006-11-11 04:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grosse
2006-11-11 03:14:36 · answer #11 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋