An English man, a Scots man and an Irish man were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets.
So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying.
The English man walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it up.
He walked to the entrance and said, "Peter. England. Pole throwing."
The guards let him in without hesitation. While walking, the Scots man sees a manhole. He picks up the cover, carries it under his arm to the entrance and says, "McGregor. Scotland. Discus throwing. The guards let him in also. The Irish man is very frantic, since both his friends are now inside. He walks around the stadium and finds a roll of barbed wire. He picks it up, walks to the entrance and says, "Murphy. Ireland. Fencing."
2006-11-10 18:11:14 · 31 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus joke for Indians (b-coz of the language sorry to other nationals):-
There is a world cooking competition held in Asia there are different people coming from different countries our Sardarji was also a participant. The Italian cooked Italian food, the Spanish cooked the Spanish food and so on.
At the end there is the examination round .the examiner checks on the food from different countries. Our sardarji’s turn came as the examiner was also a sardar he asks to him “Paaji kyaa ban rahe ho?”
While showing the empty vessel and the spoon he replied
'Kuch nahi paaji chutiyaa banaa raha tha'.
2006-11-10 18:12:16 · update #1
lol....paaji nein sach mein ******* bana diya saari duniya ko...
First one was really nice...and second one is timeless....lol
2006-11-10 18:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha.
have a joke from me.
Monica Lewinsky turns 31
This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week.
Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so fast.
and a good morning 2 U!
2006-11-10 19:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa n Banta are unloading in a field...suddenly a tiger is coming their way...Santa asks, " Banta tu ghabra-riya hay "?
Banta says, " Oey nahi yaar "...then Santa asks, " Agar tu ghabra nahi raha hay tow phir tu apni bundd ke badle, meri bundd kyun dhoria hay "??...
2006-11-10 18:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...You made my Day ! - First one was good and second was the Goooodest !! Ha Ha Ha ! Bade Miyan to Bade Miyan [Joke No.1], Chote Miyan [Joke No.2] Shubhan Allah !!
Great Ones Man !!! I appreciate them !!!
2006-11-10 23:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Mary become not the suitable student in Sunday college. generally she slept by the class. sometime the instructor referred to as on her jointly as she become sleeping, ''tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' while Mary did not stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated interior the chair in the back of her, took a pin and jabbed her interior the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the instructor reported, ''good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. a jointly as later the instructor asked Mary, ''who's our Lord and Savior?'' yet Mary did not even stir from her close eye. as quickly as back, Johnny got here to the rescue and caught her back. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the instructor reported, ''good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the instructor asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third toddler?'' And back, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''in case you stick that rattling factor in me one greater time, i will harm it in 0.5!'' the instructor fainted.
2016-11-23 15:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by howling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was hilarious and I wish I could understand hindi so I could have enjoyed the second one.
2006-11-12 15:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one's
2006-11-15 13:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by nancy m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny
2006-11-11 05:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahah - this is for 1st one.
Haaaaha -this bonus laugh is for bonus joke.
Thanks and Congrats for patience.!
2006-11-11 00:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by ourindiya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha loved the first one! I wish I could understand the second one though! haha Can you translate it?
2006-11-10 19:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋