Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"You're pitching on Wednesday."
2006-11-10 15:48:48 · 12 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
2006-11-10 16:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one since the 70's, still a good one
2006-11-11 00:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by D_RazorSlinga 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Nice 1!
2006-11-11 00:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That's hilarious! lol
2006-11-10 23:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by mrs_fruity_tooty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! Pretty funny!
2006-11-10 23:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one<
2006-11-11 00:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......good one........laughing and laughing...hahaha
2006-11-10 23:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..now that was f*c*e* up (but funny though)
2006-11-10 23:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny :-)
2006-11-11 01:47:19 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put me on DL!
2006-11-11 13:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by area52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋