would say
Why did it take you so long to bring your lazy *** down so I could see you? You took too damn long
Why in the hell would you let these people KILL eachother fighting about you?
Why do so many of your followers act like the devil?
Who made you? If no one made you, do you consider yourself an Atheist?
2006-11-10 15:45:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know, I'd probably thank him for all of the things he's blessed me with.
2006-11-10 15:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by ash 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Why in the hell would you let these people KILL eachother fighting about you?
Why do so many of your followers act like the devil?
Actually God is not the problem, religion is! How can anyone allow oneself to say my religion is better than yours!?
2006-11-10 23:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him where the beer and porn is kept in Heaven. Then I'd ask him why good people die of cancer while lunatics like Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are alive and well to murder,rape, and commit genocide. I would ask him why he doesnt bother to help a starving man in the street but always helps some dumb schmuck football player make touchdowns. I'd ak him why churches in the poor neighborhoods are going broke trying to repatch their roof while megabuck worship centers in the suburbs' only worry is where to put yet another ultra mega wide screeen monitor and how to get an extra deep ***-well for the pastor's new jacuzzi? Obviously if he is such a loving caring god then why are his blessings so unevenly distributed and that those who truly need help suffer while greedy plutocratic hedonist assholes keep on getting richer.
I'd ask him why he does nothing about leaders who for years used his name to maim, torture and kill people in his name.
Then I'd wake-up and realize God is imaginary.
2006-11-11 00:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that you've have a rough life, seen some bad stuff, but I am sure if you think hard enough you can remember a time, that was completely unexplainable, when you life was spared some how, I'm I getting close? God's always loved you even during the times you've done stuff that you cant take back, right! and you cant deny that fact that hes dealing with you right now!
God is patient, full of mercy and grace, He was always by you side, it is our rebelliousness that separates us from Him
Love, your future Bro!!
2006-11-11 00:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would ask him if he wants to come to a rave or something with me. maybe we could pick up some chicks. jam out to nine inch nails or something on the way back. i bet he'd like the song heresy which includes lyrics such as "God is dead! and noone cares! if there is a hell, i'll see you there!"
god and i would hang out, and i'd try to be his friend. that way, he might choose to forget about all the horrible things i've said about him.
2006-11-10 23:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My questions will put him to shame & then i'll cndemn him to hell that too at the bottom of the pit roasting like a pig
2006-11-10 23:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by pintu s 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
as twisted as this world is with all of the political and religious nonsense going on, I'd give him a good cursing out. no holds barred.
I'd ask why he's so scary and chicken to face people when they really need him the most.
2006-11-10 23:50:25 · answer #7 · answered by black orchid 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If god really was what religion claims he is, Id appologize for not believing, but until that happens....Atheism all the way!
2006-11-10 23:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by mrbait33 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you create us to torture us? You certainly like to see your creation suffer, particularly in your name.
2006-11-11 01:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by One & only bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him, why did you send down a son instead of a daughter?
2006-11-10 23:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by pamgissa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you taking the p*ss out of the christians
2006-11-10 23:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by Apeman 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋