A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Asian sex therapist, Dr.Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ***.
2006-11-10 15:07:14 · 26 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
***= bum
2006-11-10 15:20:24 · update #1
Ed-zachary the thing I need this time of the morning to give me a laugh. Cheers mate.
2006-11-10 18:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-09 22:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 21:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but enjoyed it now. It was Ed Zachary the laugh I needed.
2006-11-10 15:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for this time in the morning. 04 : 20
2006-11-10 15:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raised a chuckle
2006-11-10 15:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, i know some people like that... Took me a minute to figure out you where spelling like he was saying, but that's cause i ain't never been so smarts............
Hey Sierra, Insomnia much? JK
2006-11-10 15:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud 1.......hahahahahahahahah
2006-11-10 15:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one I haven't heard that before very funny.
2006-11-10 21:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! that was great! I had to leave an answer- just so I could read this joke again in my Q&A! hahaha! that was great! I am hysterical! hahaha!
Thank you for the laugh!! =D
2006-11-10 15:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋