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Question

Little Suzy was playing in the barn while her daddy was doing some work there. She excitedly called her daddy over to see two spiders she had found. One spider was mounted over the other.
"Daddy, what kind of spiders are these and why are they hugging onto each other?"
"Well, that there spider is a daddy-long -legs."
A knowledgle farm child, Suzy says, "Oh, so the one on top is a daddy-long-legs and the one on the bottom is a mommy-long-legs."
"Well, not really, honey. They are both called daddy-long-legs."
Little Suzy jumped up and began stomping on the spiders.
"We ain't gonna have none of that Brokeback Mountain **** here!"
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Answer 1

LOL. LOL. Now!! Now!! Live and let live! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and hope you're having a great weekend. Have you seen helga lately?! LOL.

Answer 2

lol