A penguin rushes into a bar. "Quick, has anyone seen my dad?" he asks.
"Don't know son", says the barman, "what does he look like?"
2006-11-10 14:45:03 · 62 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok not funny
I thought a penguin in the bar is funny
The bar tender not surprised about a penguin in the bar is funny
and the bar tender so surreal that he asks a penguin what does his father looks like is funny
Sorry to have ruined your weekend
2006-11-10 15:18:38 · update #1
long one joke is better. try again. the long one was funny.
2006-11-10 14:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a 1-10 it's a 3.
2006-11-10 15:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two fonts walk into bar, the barman says get out we don't serve your type in here.
William Shakespear walks into the same bar, the barman says 'Get out you're bard'
2006-11-10 16:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u mean that every on ethere is a penguin because it seem like it
nice joke better than a lot of people could do
2006-11-10 21:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by spyke the kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one? A three-legged dog walks in the bar, looks at the bartender and says, " I 'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."
2006-11-10 14:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by david 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quack Quack
2006-11-11 05:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.but what about this.A dog entered a bar and asked"have u seen the fellow who is sending jokes in the internet".
barman replied" for what"
dog said "i want to kiss him".
2006-11-10 15:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by shibi i 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so self deprecating that i want to give you 10 points. :) You don't have to apologize for telling a joke. It is up to the intelligence of your audience to perceive the "funny-ness" there-in. Kudos.
2006-11-10 15:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's cute! Reminds me of the one about the duck sitting at the bar all night, and when it comes time to leave, realizes he has no money on him. Thinking quickly, when it's time to order "one for the road", he says, "Put it on my BiLL!".
lol!
get it?! You know, his... his...
oh, nevermind...
2006-11-10 14:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Joya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Penguin might have answered .....'he looked like you'........
hahaha....a good one to start the weekend.......funny one...LOL
2006-11-10 15:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good and nice and short easy to remember
2006-11-10 14:55:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋