How do i pick up woman?

Answer 1

You look through yellow pages for escort services.....or drove by some "nice" neighborhood and let her come to your car window...
20 bucks will do...

Answer 2

One woman? First, you have to be mature enough to get the concept of "woman". Do you mean, "How do I pick up women"? Talk to me, Sugar.

Answer 3

The safest way is to grasp or pinch as much skin as possible over the neck, just behind the head. This also works for rats and mice and several other creatures.

Answer 4

I find it best to put one arm under the small of the back and one under the legs. You can try the over the shoulder thing but I find they don't like that all that much.

Answer 5

If you see one that ur attracted to, look at her from across the room. If she keeps maintaining eye contact and smiles, maybe you should walk over to her and start a conversation. Introduce yourself, ask her how she is, what her name is, things like that. Just dont act like a cocky jerk!!!

Answer 6

By the waist would be where you could get a decent grip, and not touch anything inappropriate...

Just don't squeeze too hard or she might bruise...

Answer 7

This question has bewildered men philosophers for centuries and they still can't find an answer, and do not think you are going to find it in here .............but i can give you a wild guess confidence or you can hitchhike.

Answer 8

first u use ur arms to pick her up and then u could put her down if u want to

Answer 9

Nice car, boat and a condo will impress even the snobbish of chic's.

Money is a BIG factor.

Answer 10

Like a bowling ball, or a six pack.