Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house"
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and
the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later , Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north, about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I
have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
2006-11-10 14:27:25 · 22 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah......agreed the joke is long, but worth reading it......hilarious one......LOL
You can make this joke a bit short by editing . I have tried with the first para and see the difference....you can save one line.
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
2006-11-10 15:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good dinner time joke/funny story. It also teaches the important lesson of telling the truth....lies do not get rewarded
2006-11-10 14:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, funny joke. A++++++++++++
2006-11-10 15:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-hum. LOL.
LYING never pays! LOL.
Have a great Saturday evening!
2006-11-11 12:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ,it goes to show ,it always pays to tell the truth
2006-11-10 14:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny nice one.
2006-11-10 21:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Lucky he. Hahahaha!
2006-11-10 15:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you . I really enjoyed that.That was a fine fine joke
2006-11-10 14:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by Billy T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was a good one...i bet the other guy felt like a complete ***hole
2006-11-10 14:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH ****!
thats funny! hahaha!
2006-11-10 14:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋