Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clea
2006-11-10 14:27:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
2006-11-10 14:27:31 · update #1
I like the idea of it, it's funny, even to a cat lover like me.
2006-11-10 16:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by me 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 05:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a smart dog. The last line was actually the punch!
2006-11-10 15:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great satyurday evening!
2006-11-11 12:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This could have been signed by my husband to. You'd think he wrote this.Just ask my cat... Ha Ha this is the funniest joke up so far tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 15:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-10 14:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Good one!
2006-11-10 14:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! NOw THAT is WAY CUTE!
I LOVE IT! Ithat is a good forward e-mail type joke...i love it!
2006-11-10 14:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooooooo funny i forgot to laugh.
No SERIOUSLY I hated it.
2006-11-10 20:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by cjm 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a big lover of the Feline family and I did not find this joke one bit funny! I found it disturbing
2006-11-10 14:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋