Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I wants you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me
2006-11-10 14:13:08 · 8 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
SEMPER FI!
Happy Birthday, sister & brother Marines
2006-11-10 14:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Fully armed in the battle of wits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How the countless militia centers use diverse terminology: while informed to 'defend a development:' The army seems all the lights and locks the doorways earlier leaving for the day. the army surounds the development with minefields, concertina ware and arranged to defend it to the dying. The Marines point the development (and each thing interior of three blocks) with a super air strike then assualt the rubble with fixed bayonets. The Air stress signs and indications a 4 twelve months hire with an option to purchase.
2016-11-23 15:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in the service but thats funny as hell ......GO MARINES. My grandpa was in ww2 and my step dad was also in the service , i'm proud to say i support you guys 100% and will never stop.
2006-11-10 15:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a Marine, but that joke is classic!
2006-11-10 14:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by ldnester 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! God bless all our brave men and women in uniform!
2006-11-10 15:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie
2006-11-10 14:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by PinkBrain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one , Semper FI !
2006-11-10 16:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by blindogben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember my dad telling the same joke. Loved it then loved it now. thank you.
2006-11-10 14:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by jessica a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋