The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
2006-11-10 14:10:21 · 14 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT'S FUNNY! I should try that next time I go out!
2006-11-10 14:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats pretty funny.
2006-11-10 22:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Spicy chick like hot sauce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny. Hahahaha!
2006-11-10 23:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very not so funny you get a minus 0
2006-11-10 22:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never heard that one before, it was really good.
2006-11-10 23:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by Boydness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one, its funny i havent heard it before.
2006-11-10 22:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, it's a litte funny!
2006-11-10 22:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
didn't quite get it or it was just not funny.
2006-11-10 23:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by tear drop 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, cute
2006-11-10 22:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too liked this one, very funny.......LOL.........
2006-11-11 00:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋