I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't s
2006-11-10 14:03:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
2006-11-10 14:03:47 · update #1
I admit it.. I laughted! IT was funny!
2006-11-10 14:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 i give u a 10
2006-11-11 03:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by nancy m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been around a while but is still funny :):).
Kind of carries a message also don't you think:).
I think it strikes home for a lot of us
2006-11-10 22:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing so much here. Tears running down my face lmao great one that!!!!!!
2006-11-10 22:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky SOB. Plus that joke is just wrong.
2006-11-10 22:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by hermione_bjc_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hahahaha, i give it an 97
2006-11-10 23:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by tear drop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that is a good test but i don't get it did they plan that?lol
signed confused
2006-11-10 22:13:26 · answer #7 · answered by jesse 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Men! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! Thanks for sharing it!
2006-11-10 22:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was so funny>>>>>>>>>>
2006-11-10 23:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny
2006-11-10 22:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋