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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minute

2006-11-10 13:49:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'

2006-11-10 13:50:20 · update #1

15 answers

Interesting. . .

2006-11-10 14:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah - it's simple - Bush couldn't handle the question (school with small kids is meant to mean simple barely political questions). So he gets them to ring the bell early and has Billy taken away so he doesn't have to answer the question only to get Steve to ask it again and be even more clever.

Basically points out that school children are smarter than Bush.

2006-11-10 21:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by minotaur 4 · 0 1

Good thing you don't live in a country like Iraq. Think you could get away with stuff like this in the middle east? They'd take out your whole family too.

2006-11-11 16:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0 0

I get it. Billy was asking too many of the wrong questions and was taken out. LOL.

2006-11-10 21:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0 1

Amazing.

2006-11-10 21:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by Roger89 3 · 0 1

yeah what did happen to Billy? Good one! I'll pass this one on to my political friends!

2006-11-10 22:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0 1

Ya. I get it and I find it cute and cheeky. Haha!

2006-11-10 23:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 1

I get it...just dont find it funny

2006-11-10 21:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 1 1

I liked that. It was good and i found it to be so non-fictional.

2006-11-10 21:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 1 1

Very funny......hahaha

2006-11-10 21:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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