i think that spoons and forks should be banished from the union. SPORKS are such a better choice to use because u can use them with soup AND potatoes. u can use them with pudding. drugs are a good choice because it is more fashionable to huff cocaine from a spork than it is to huff them from a regular spoon. *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!*
2006-11-10 13:36:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I've checked Replacements.com.....my silver pattern isn't made in a spork...dern
2006-11-11 03:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be in a better nut ward than I was... we only got plastic spoons. But you can sharpen a plastic spoon into a pretty.. uhm... sharp thing!
As for cocaine and spoon vs. spork, it really makes no difference because you really have to use the handle, anyway. C'mon... snorting coke from a spork? You can put out an eye that way! I already gave myself a bad nosebleed trying it!
Sporks are for emos!!!
2006-11-10 14:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by Zombie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But it is so much easier to stab someone in the eye with a fork - than it is with a spork.
2006-11-10 14:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by Karla R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And exactly how would the SPORK look, you stupid idiot. Come up with something more worthwhile cause it seems as if you have more time on your hands than more brains in your head.
2006-11-14 03:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of B & D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it hard to envision eating a gourmet dinner in a 5 star restaurant, using a spork.Do you want your fine wine served in a plastic cup with a top and straw, so you don't have to take the chance of spilling it by picking it up?
2006-11-10 13:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to KFC if you need to eat with a spork.
2006-11-10 14:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and it might be the last time you huff anything. Or sniff anything. Your insinutating a drug habit. Do you realize it could be your last SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ???
2006-11-10 13:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, give them to the Spoonman. He'll use them to fight evil.
2006-11-10 18:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when are they gonna put u in a straight jacket there's a mental hospital in my state.................
2006-11-10 13:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by Penguin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you read my mind
2006-11-10 13:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by forex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋