2006-11-10 13:28:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As our Noodly Master is omnipotent and very nice, we believe that most people will end up in heaven and hell will only really be filled with child molesters, politicians who start illegal wars, and people who talk at the theatre.
Most naughty people will just be in a less nice part of heaven where the beer is stale and the strippers have the clap.
Hell will be where there is no pasta and where they will be boiled in slightly salted water or smothered in cheese.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen
2006-11-11 12:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster deals with sinners by sending them to the Macaroni and Cheese Monster
2006-11-10 21:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by Eric 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, he is perfect...so unlike the christian god which shows an imperfect lack of mercy, hatred for those who don't believe he exists despite of any believable evidence, and a lack of impathy for the human soul, Flying Spaghetti monster just gives you a lecture then lets you indulge in the Beer Volcano like the rest.
2006-11-10 21:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by Poo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An eternity boiling in a pan of water. Revenge for all his children lost to mankind.
2006-11-10 21:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smacks them in the head with a meatball.
2006-11-10 21:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Da Wizard 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They end up simmering in marinara for eternity.
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2006-11-10 21:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he makes them smell Parmesan for eternity
2006-11-10 21:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he whips them with a wet noodle
2006-11-10 21:42:44 · answer #8 · answered by Clem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares!
2006-11-10 21:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by royce r 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hopefully not as harshly as the Christian God
2006-11-10 21:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by Da Vinci's Code 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋