can any americans tell a funny joke?

Question

because i think yous have got limited humour. Prove me wrong.

im scottish by the way. its just any obvious daft questions i put up to be answered are replied to by crazy no sense of humour americans who think the world is coming to an end.

Answer 1

Youre stupid!


Now that was funny!!!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

you're right; lots of people on this site don't really seem to have a great sense of humour but others are really funny people! i think there is a specific type of american which has a great sense of humour (the slightly smarter ones...) and i agree with someone who said the funniest american is the guy who rules their country!(with all due respect to mr bush)

Answer 4

there are a huge amount of funny Americans out there but the yanks bless them have a different type of humour and I think it is sad that some jocks haven't got the brains or the wit to understand something slightly different and i am also a jock

Answer 5

ok avigla have you ever meet a yank to no if they have no sense of humour most of the time on here if you take the*iss out of the males they all ask where your coming from or they say you must be gay does it bother you when the yanks say your jokes are no good im a scot as well but i dont have a chip on my shoulder like some

Answer 6

We aren't funny, dude YOUR the one trying to start a serous subject ON THE JOKES COLUMN , Everyone else is telling jokes. and i do have a sense of humor? I do, after all i clicked on your subject line to laugh at how funny you are.... HA HA HA HA


and if i remember correctly it was the Muslims who said it was ending on Aug 11 of this year not Americans.............. Yeah yeah i know no sense of humor........................


A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

Answer 7

Lots of american comedians are funny look at eddie murphy, chevy chase, steve martin etc etc. Im english by the way but i know what you mean people on this site do seem to distinctly lack a sense of humour

Answer 8

a guy in from work! wife says want your dinner straight away! what have we got! she says DEAR that will make a change! kids never had that! sat round table and little girl said daddy what meat is this! give you a guess says dad its what you often hear daddy say to mummy little girl thought !and shouted dont eat it anybody! its an a$$ole (Im a Brit sorry)

Answer 9

sorry don't have to many jokes... tell me if this is funny....
A man walks up to his old friend that he hasn't seen in years, they start talking about their kids, one man ask so how many kids do you have, the other man replies i have four kids two boy and two girls, how bout you, that man replies i have three kids........... one of each........lol??? Oh yes and i am Irish, Scottish, Polish, and English.....

Answer 10

a blonde is driving along the highway and cuts off a trucker. the trucker gets angry and signals her to pull off the road.

they get out and the trucker takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle he says "stand in that circle and don't move!"

so she's staning there and the trucker gets a knife and tears up all her seats. he goes back to her. she's giggling! this makes him angry.

so he takes the knife and slashes all her tires. her goes back to her and she's laughing now!

the trucker is getting redfaced.

he takes a sledgehammer and bashes in all her windows. when he goes back to the girl she's cracking up!! he's getting angrier and angrier.

he takes some gasoline and pours it all over her car and lights it on fire.

he goes back to the girl. she is on the ground laughing hysterically!

he asks, "why the h*ll are you laughing?!"

and she says "because i stepped out of the circle 4 times while you weren't looking!"

Answer 11

George Dubya. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a joke.