A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head so hard."
2006-11-10 11:54:22 · 12 answers · asked by LISA P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im kinda slow, so it took me a while..but when i did get it it it had me rollin..well not rollin..but can i get 10 oints for suckin up..?
2006-11-10 12:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that wasn't violent! I kicked the hell out of four bouncers at a nightclub! don't experience responsible, she did no longer do no longer something. I, on the different hand, am uncontrolled. Me is a foul-@ss, lmao! xxx
2016-12-17 07:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats it ! It wasn't anything great done by the alligator. She can do a better job !!! Ha Ha Ha.....Very nice one !!! I liked it ! Indeed !
2006-11-10 12:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL AWW hahah thanksss!
2006-11-10 13:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrroaannnnnn......plz babe...do not give ur day job!
This is good advice from an accountant!
2006-11-10 12:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahaha LMFAO
2006-11-10 12:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg super funny!!
2006-11-10 11:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh loved it lol
2006-11-10 12:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!! LOL.
2006-11-10 13:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corking
2006-11-10 11:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋