so this guy goes sky diving, and before he jumps off, a rabai tells him, "If you're in trouble just say 'Help me Allah' "
The guy appreciates his advice and jumps off.
Finally, after a few minutes he begins to pull his parachute.
It doesn't work so he calls for ALLAH
"Help Me Allah, HELP me Allah, HELP ME ALLH!"
then a hand comes out and slowly brings the guy down to the ground...
as he gets near the ground, the man says "Thank GOD!"
and gets squashed by allahs hand.
2006-11-10 11:40:14 · 7 answers · asked by Fresh_N_Seksi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, you got a chuckle from me.
2006-11-10 11:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by abfabmom1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the Hell?? Why is a Rabbi telling the man about Allah? Rabbis believe in Yahweh
2006-11-10 11:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats dumb cuz allah meand god in arabic evrey1 knos that lol but yeah the joke iz not dat funny lol
2006-11-10 12:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better if it was allahs foot that squashed him.
dunno why
2006-11-10 11:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....cute riddle
2006-11-10 11:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by yahooligan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEH..IT WAS ALRIGHT
2006-11-10 12:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! ok
2006-11-10 15:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋