Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
2006-11-10 11:26:34 · 13 answers · asked by lilmisslouievuitton 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard it before. It's cute.
2006-11-10 11:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you was gonna say she ran out the door into the arms of the buddy lol
2006-11-10 19:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah Ha how Funny!!!! Wow Thats cool!!!
2006-11-10 20:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by ~Stephie~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one back at ya
Where is a woman's a**hole while she's having sex?
At home watching the kids
2006-11-10 19:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Ive never heard that one!! But its good!!! =-)
2006-11-10 19:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by bbangeljessicabb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha sooo funny.and sad!!
2006-11-10 20:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could do better than that! keepum comming
2006-11-10 19:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL!!!! i havent heard that one b4! thats good!
2006-11-10 19:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2006-11-10 19:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Creston M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Women! ;)
That is classic :D
2006-11-10 19:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by disposable_hero_too 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋