Fifteen years ago I was working construction, and putting in up to 80 hrs per week. My wife was working as a waitress, and doing a split shift, which required her to be awake from 4 a.m. til about 9at night.Needless to say we were more then a little tired all the time, but neither of us knew just how tired until one day while I was eating my lunch I took a big bite out of my sandwich and it just didn't feel right in my mouth, so I opened it, and there between the bread slices was the picture of the ham from the package that she had opened that morning, no meat, just the picture. Does anyone else have a funny story thats true?
2006-11-10 11:06:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one time i was making grilled cheese sandwhich and i forgot to take the plastic off.
2006-11-10 11:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went out to a really ritzy place for dinner one night. I had on a nice strapless dress and high heels. I was walking down a flight of stairs and completely tripped down the last 5 or so. Dress flew up baring my butt. To top it off, I had to go to the hospital for 3 stitches on my knee.
2006-11-10 20:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by megha717 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You didn't say how you liked the sandwich. Another thought , you got no meat in the sandwich and according to your story because of the lack of time together you probably got no meat at home.
2006-11-10 19:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG! I was in hysterics... Thanks for the laugh...
Well, like a lot of people in my family, i sleepwalk and i sleeptalk. so one night, my bro is on the comp and apparently I did something very peculiar. Tho i dont remember any of this.
So apparently im sleeptlaking and walking. I walk up to my brother,my pillow at hand, and slap him across the face with my pilow...Then apparently i told him to stop stealing my school lunch...
When my bro told me that the next morning...i was in hysterics....again,...lol...
2006-11-10 19:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My brother-in-law was eating @ McDonalds several yrs ago, and they had left the plastic wrapper on the slice of cheese in his cheeseburger.
2006-11-10 19:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is so funny....one time after my shower i was so tired after basketball practice i didn't open my eyes when taking a shower and brushing my teeth i ended up using dog shampoo for my hair and for conditioner i used cat and tolet bowl cleaner liquid.
and when brush my teeth i instead of tooth paste i used hard soap .i rubbed it on the tooth brush and brushed!
that tasted nasty and i smelled like cleaning supplies and wet dog for 4 weeks
2006-11-10 19:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All funny stories!!
Reminded me of the Absolute Robeo stories.
http://www.absoluterobeo.com/
2006-11-10 23:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Boydness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time at church I tried to sneak a fart while they were praying and it came out loud. I was really embarrassed. I left while they were still on their knees eyes closed (most eyes anyway)
2006-11-10 19:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha that's kinda funny my dad went to work wearing two different shoes because he gets dressed tired in the dark!!
2006-11-10 20:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by ~Stephie~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was crazy, dude. I don't have such crazy stories. Hey, you should send your story to Readers' Digest. If your story gets published, you will get some hot cash!
2006-11-11 04:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋