(Sung to the tune "Deck The Halls")
Deck the malls this Christmas season,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Push your charge card to it's limit
fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your check book now has nothing in it.
fa la la la la, la la la la.
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(Sung to the tune "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
2006-11-10 10:35:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My God....that was hilarious...would write more but now I have to go to the bathroom before I piss myself!! :)
2006-11-10 11:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard both of these. The first one is Bob Rivers' "Wreck the Malls" - from the record, "Twisted Christmas".
The second one is Da Yoopers' "Rusty Chevrolet".
Both from circa 1986 I think. Both hilarious.
2006-11-10 23:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Rochester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL like the first one....
LOVE Rusty Chevrolet!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 18:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, id even run around the neighborhood with a megaphone singing that
2006-11-10 18:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by The Ren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love those!! I really love the jingle bells one!!!!
2006-11-10 19:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, now I've got something new to memorize.
2006-11-11 00:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
sadly i would sing it
its corny but love it
2006-11-10 18:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by mtvsweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is ppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
2006-11-10 18:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie P. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋