Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Jill forgot the fricken pill and then they had a son. Lol i made it up rate it on a scal of one to ten one of you will get a best answer and when your done type in a joke for your source so more people can think your funny the person who has the most honest rating and has the funnist joke to me i will give them the best answer for 10 points! good luck, be honest and think of your funniest jokes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 09:53:05 · 7 answers · asked by tyler. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha. 3.
2006-11-10 09:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the original was... jack and jill went up the hill to smoke a little reef
jack got high, unzipped his fly,
and jill said where's the beef?
yours is funny tho
I give it a 6
2006-11-10 17:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it an 8. But sounds like I've heard it before.....
ok here's a joke I got in an e-mail today....
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie
a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah
right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes
to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around
the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is
amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinkingwith his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around
her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees
the blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he
walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I
don't know where we were .or what we did ...but,
by God ..We took FIRST and SECOND place."
2006-11-10 17:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wow, thats an interesting rhyme! It funny though, so good job on that!
As for jokes, I'm not a joke type of person. Well i am, i just cant come up with anything funny and orriginal.
At least i got that honesty thing down!
2006-11-10 17:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man meet a woman at the zoo. The two hooked up and got talking, "Tell me, how many wings does that black rooster have?" the man asked."It has two wings" the woman replied.
"What about the white cat over there, how many teeth does the cat have?" the man asked. "That's a bit tougher, I've no idea." the woman said. "Well then, it just goes to show you know more about big black c**ks then you do about white pu**ies." said the man.
I rate yours 6/10
2006-11-10 18:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by mini_M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i give it a 8 because it was funny and original
2006-11-10 18:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Redd 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is funny 7.5 i promise i am being honest
2006-11-10 17:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋