A man, his wife and mother-in law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land and spend only £150?" The man said, "Jesus died here over 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."
2006-11-10 09:14:45 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe nice! remind me NEVER to take my (ex) mother in law there!
2006-11-10 09:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Cowboy, I could swear that was on here about June this year,good joke but...repetitive
2006-11-10 21:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an old mil joke but it is still hilarious.
2006-11-10 09:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...i had to think about it for a minute....it was a good one tho
2006-11-10 09:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Fefe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. That was very good. Thankyou!
2006-11-10 09:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Beck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats perfect
2006-11-10 09:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by katloony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one its new i heard. Opppsss i mean read.
2006-11-10 09:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it brovo brovo.
2006-11-10 10:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yeah he should take care
2006-11-10 09:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel but brilliant!! LOVED IT!!
2006-11-10 09:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋