Cos mine is a cow and when I divorce her violent son I look on loosing her as a bonus..Any good gags as I'm faced with meeting the old boot soon.
Can I just add that she condoned her sons violence towards me and my children.
I need cheering up............
2006-11-10 08:58:18 · 10 answers · asked by Elle J Morgan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey, did you know, that if you mixed the letters
M-O-T-H-E-R-I-N-L-A-W
you can get
W-O-M-A-N-H-I-T-L-E-R
HAVE A GOOD DAY
2006-11-10 09:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor you , mines is a pain in the a s s too ...
I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".
Q: What do you do if you miss your MIL??
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!
I'm trying to get my MIL to go ice fishing before the ice gets too thick
I don't say my MIL's mean ... but she turns off the gas when she's turning the bacon over.
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my MIL's door, and asked her to shut her blinds.
I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves in the traps.
Q: What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits till you are dead before it eats your heart out.
Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Airbag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother-in-law."
2006-11-10 17:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The definition of mixed emotions is: Seeing your brand new Hummer go over a cliff with your mother-in-law in the back seat...and your hubby tied to the cargo rack!
2006-11-10 17:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by cabjr1961 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard in a bar....
"The house burned down, and my ex, my mother-in-law, and the dog were killed"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna miss that dog"
"Did you miss your mother-in-law"
"nope, been practicing at the gun club"
My mother-in-law got to the pearly gates, and St.Peter exclaimed
"I don't care what the devil said, you can't come in here either!"
Hope this helps...
2006-11-10 17:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mother in law and good in the same sentance
2006-11-10 17:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Geordie57 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't but some of these are great! Les Dawson was good at these jokes
2006-11-10 17:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hair on the back is always funny to me
2006-11-10 17:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother (-in law) is so short she has to slam-dunk her bus fair.
Your mother (-in law) is so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.
lol...well i found them funny
2006-11-10 17:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine wanted a fur coat one birthday so i got her a donkey jacket then for xmas she wanted something for around her neck so i got her a rottweiler
2006-11-10 17:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by paul J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask Borat...
(If you've seen the film, you'll get that joke)
2006-11-10 17:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋