Paddy called in to see Murphy who had broken his leg. Murphy says "Paddy me feet are frezzing nip upstairs for me slippers" So Paddy runs upstairs and spots murphys two 19year old twin sisters sitting on there beds." Hi says Paddy your brother told me to come up and s*ag you both" "Thats a lie the sisters shouted" Not says paddy i will prove it and he shouted down to murphy" both of them murphy ?murphy replied yes whats the use of fooking one
2006-11-10 08:55:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, what a perv! He probably can;t stay up that long
2006-11-10 09:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah this is rather stable. right here is one for you A father comes residing house from the wellbeing care expert and tells his son that he's dying of maximum cancers. on the grounds that they have been Irish they desperate to flow to the pub and have a pint. together as there the father tells all people he's dying of aids. The son at a loss for words says no longer something till the top of the evening. Dad why did you tell all people you have been dying of aids particularly of maximum cancers? the father responded because of the fact this way after i'm long previous no person will attempt and sleep with you're mom!
2016-12-28 18:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish paddy had sent me upstairs.
2006-11-10 09:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the Irish jokes,keep them up.buddy.
2006-11-10 11:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An irish man was chatting a girl up in a bar, he asked her back to his, she
>said sorry i'm on my menstrual cycle he said thats ok i'm on my moped i'll
>follow you
2006-11-10 09:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-10 09:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh
2006-11-10 09:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2006-11-10 08:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by h2rot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you say that?
the irish people talk with a rare accent?
2006-11-10 13:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by VNSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, pure class.
2006-11-10 09:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋