A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say 'Hi, we're prostitutes Want to have some fun? "
\"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed,
"but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2006-11-10 08:55:36 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! dono frm where u get all these jokes... tooooo good
2006-11-12 21:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by mamatha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 13:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 16:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by anitha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 12:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 09:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 09:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by yahoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is a good one
2006-11-10 09:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 19:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 17:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an good one...
You are crackin me out...
2006-11-10 09:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋