The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demands.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,"For the sake of decency, heres $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
2006-11-10 08:49:52 · 26 answers · asked by Sheldon 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the best joke on here tonite brill
2006-11-10 08:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-11-10 08:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 09:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.. hit the nail on the head
2006-11-10 08:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He landed in wee? Haha
2016-05-22 03:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call a funny, side-splitter!
2006-11-10 08:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one but the old ones are the best
2006-11-10 08:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by tacho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that one.
2006-11-10 11:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!! She better hope that the comb doesn't get stuck!
2006-11-10 08:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha so funny almost wet myself
2006-11-10 09:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋