In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount 'N Do.
2006-11-10 08:21:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.....
2006-11-10 08:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Drugs and hard liquor mixed - sounds like anything could happen. Imagine a Scotsman drinking it wearing a kilt? It would teach him a lesson and keep him on the scotch and wilt....
2006-11-10 08:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will have to make sure I get some of that soda for my husband. Now I can slip him a mickey I like.
2006-11-10 08:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahaha!! That's awesome man, best I have seen today.
check out this one for something similar from Microsoft.
2006-11-10 08:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! And slightly believable
2006-11-10 08:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen!!
2006-11-10 08:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that-is-fun-ny!!!
i laughed for lyk 10min. and mah sisters thought i was drunk!!
lyk i said before: that-is-funny!!!
2006-11-10 09:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. very clever.
2006-11-10 08:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by Gummybear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!!
2006-11-10 08:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!!
2006-11-10 09:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋