George was engaged to a nurse before he went to war in Germany after a year he got shot and returned to recover, so his girlfriend asked when can we get married? straight away he said and so they did on the wedding night she was waiting in bed for it to happen, he was apprehensive to get in, she said come on George, he then replied you know i got shot, she said I'm a nurse tell me about it i may be able to help, OK well we were walking up this hill in Germany the Germans jumped from behind the trees and opened fire i got a bullet straight down the pipe hole of my prick, ooh George you mean your penis, OK i will start again we were walking up this hill in Germany the Germans jumped from behind the trees and opened fire i got a bullet straight down my penis and through my bollocks, ooh George you mean your testicles, OK i will start again we were walking up a hill in Germany the Germans jumped from behind the trees opened fire got a bullet straight down my penis through my testicles and out my arshole, ooh George you mean your rectum he said rectum it f*****g shattered um
2006-11-10 08:20:04 · 11 answers · asked by compo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
2006-11-10 08:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little choppy, but I got it. Nice. Rectum! Ha!
2006-11-10 08:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had to read it a few times before i got it but when i did it was really funny!
2006-11-10 09:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bad
2006-11-10 08:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! ha dang I bet that hurt
2006-11-10 08:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heh
2006-11-10 08:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.....too tiring one but was funny !!!!
2006-11-10 08:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish i could say it's quality..er..not!
2006-11-10 08:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sure wasted my time reading this stupid joke. What is your
question?
2006-11-10 08:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
rubbish mate...
2006-11-10 08:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋