Simon, Joe and Peter are sat in a bar having a few pints when Simon turns to his mates and says "I bet you £2000 I can pee all over the bar and the barman will be happy about it!".."You're on" says his mates rubbing their hands gleefully, easy money!
Five minutes later Simon comes back over, the bar is covered in pee, the glasses are covered in pee and the barman is covered in pee and yet he has a huge smile on his face.
They withdraw the money and hand it over, Joe and Peter ask "how on earth did you manage that mate?"..."Haha" said Simon "Was easy....I bet the barman £1000 I could pee in the pint glass on the top shelf from behind the counter without spilling a drop!!"
2006-11-10 08:19:17 · 19 answers · asked by doodlenatty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one doesn't translate well to writing, definitely better when spoken! ;o)
2006-11-10 08:28:27 · update #1
Don't go getting any ideas there Teaser! hehe
2006-11-10 08:35:23 · update #2
heard it before still verry funny
do you know this one
An old lady goes to the president of the bank and say:
L(lady): let's make a bet, if your balls don't turn golden by tomorrow at eight in the morning i will give you $10000.
B(bank president): O.K. (he thought it's easy money so what the heck)
the next day the lady comes back at eight with another man
B: who is that man
O: he is my lawyer and my witness
B:ok my balls are not gold see
(he pulls his pants down)
O: can touch the too see
B: ok as long as i get my $10000
she takes his balls in her hand
as she does this the lawyer starts banging his head on the wall
B: what's wrong with your lawyer
O: nothing i just bet $100000 with him that i will have the bank president's balls in my hand
2006-11-10 08:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smart Simon !!! He had a great time in peeing all over the bar and at the same time gained 1000 pounds for his pleasure !!!
2006-11-10 16:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha
2006-11-10 16:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by southernbellalg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've just pi**ed my self laughing. The cleaning bill is in the post, Oh no hold on I spilt my beer as well you also owe me for a large tinnie. be good or be careful. xxxxxxx
2006-11-10 16:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good m8. Now here's one for you OK.
A man is in his hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask. He calls the nurse over and mumbles to her,"Nurse, are my testicles black?" She lifts the sheets up feels his balls for quite a long time and says, "No, they look fine to me".
The man becons the nurse to come closer to him and says to her, "Very nice nurse but listen very carefully, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
2006-11-10 16:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
you woulf hsve a hard time not spill the parint cause paintuselly hsrd to spell
2006-11-10 16:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by DIANE E 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it B4 but it was worded differently
2006-11-10 16:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Emizzle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Predicable but very funny!
2006-11-10 16:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by Haribo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha. Wow, the king of manipulation!
2006-11-10 16:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-10 16:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋