Wow what a list the would be trust me this might take a while but its worth it!................
#1 spit a huge spit ball at the face of my teacher in the dark at the planitaruim.
#2 flicked off the old teacher that smelled like pee!
#3 wrote "A s s Crack" on the projctor and an arrow pointing at my teacher.
#4 getting 21 detentions in one day...
#5 haveing my teacher find a fake gag hand (cut off and bleeding) in their desk.
#6 threw a paper ball at my friend and missing by ten feet and hitting my teacher.......who apperently didn't notice!
#7 spitting gum in a teacher hair with *her* comeing back the next day bald!
#8 i asked my teacher to marry me!
wow thats all i can remember so far!
2006-11-10 08:16:44
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answer #1
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answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2
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I'm in England and it was a long time ago. that put something in the gas to make it smell really strong. 1 part per million smells like the room is full of gas. So to scare the **** out the school bully I turned on all the taps to the Bunsen burners in the lab and started playing with matches. Then I talked about blowing up the school - it cured him!
2006-11-10 08:17:57
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answered by Mike10613 6
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It was a bet but it's the funniest thing I ever did in class.
I was in history and my friend told me to ask my teacher to marry me.
The bad part was that my teacher is female and so am I.
So, my teacher was telling people to read from the book and when she calls on me, I blurt out and say
"Will you marry me?"
Everyone started laughing and my teacher looked at me like I was crazy.
It was the funniest thing I ever did in class, but at least I made $20 that day :)
2006-11-10 08:20:16
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answered by Montez Grl 5
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One time we our teachers were gone so we started throwing erasers at each other. I threw a huge one and yelled you suck just as the teacher was coming in the door. It nailed her in the head. Luckily back then they didnt give detentions in elementry school. Plz comment me
2006-11-10 08:39:43
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answer #4
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answered by samstinksya 1
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okay, im half chinese(my mom was born there) so i speak chinese fluently. one day, me and my friends got all the kids to pretend that, whenever a substitute teacher comes, that i was a foreign exchange student and could only speak chinese,
so finnaly, a sub came, when she walked in a jumped up and saluted (thats what chinese kids do), she thought i was doing it for fun, when she called off the attendence list i said here, in chinese, dillan,(a kid in my class) responded to her confused face with, " OH NO, dont tell me mr. f didnt tell you, we just got a foreign ecxhange student that only speaks chinese" then she asked me, so, do you understand me, and in a strong chinese accent, i said " yes, do understand little, and can speak little." she was totally freaking out,
sadly, we couldnt control it anymore and we all burst out luaghing, all my friends were high fiving me, and she finally realizied i was just kidding.
she was cool with it at the end.
2006-11-10 08:21:36
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answer #5
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answered by the princess of the world 3
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One time in science class my friend was eating doritos under the desk and I started tap dancing. We then started to sing and this guy threw my stuff around. People then fit him into cupboards and I started baton twirling.
2017-02-01 16:22:39
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answered by jess 3
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you can be clown or be really suip and make fun of the teach or =you can stasart getting in trouble or you can funy person
2006-11-10 08:18:37
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answer #7
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answered by DIANE E 3
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pretend to fall out of your chair
2006-11-10 08:38:06
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answered by crazagirl950 1
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MAKE A FOOL OF URSELF...U MIGHT NOT FIND IT FUNNY BUT OTHERS WILL DEFINATELY FIND IT FUNNY ....TRUST ME
2006-11-11 11:27:19
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answered by jellyswiss 2
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mock teacher,
2006-11-10 08:19:03
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answered by Anonymous 2
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