This morning I returned from the meat closet. I was marching through my abode in great discomfort as my numerous sweaty rolls were touching the vinyl flooring of my kitchen. I was getting ready to make some beef wellington (grams favorite) for she who was sick. I was fracturing a few dozen eggs in a large synthetic bowl. As i was getting ready to crack the last egg i hear i primal howl from the bedroom. I shoved the dripping egg between my sweaty anal crevice and navigated my way back indoors to find uncle Tina. Luckily, his state had nothing to do with me or my nakedness. He was quivering "Don't let him rape me." That was a pretty serious request. I peered around the door and to my instant gratification I saw gramps' defaced and mutilated corpse nailed to the ceiling. I was comtemplating how Uncle Tina could possibly be babbling about an expired corpse trying to molest him.I burst into a flood of crimson tears, gaping at his gouged extremities. What do I do about my Uncle and gramps?
2006-11-10 08:06:40 · 9 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Huh? You put egg shells in your butt, your uncle killed your g'pa, your g'ma is still waiting on breakfast, your uncle's name is Tina and your name is Martha?
I dunno...maybe you should go take a walk.
2006-11-10 08:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bury gramps or a cremation and have uncle commited to a mental instituation. get dressed and sell the house and go on a cruise. Come over to England that wil cure you of wandering around naked - you'll freeze your **** off if you try that kinky stuff here.
2006-11-10 08:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, first answer this. Why were you naked making breakfast? Why were you making a few DOZEN eggs? Why did you put egg shells in you butt? Why did you uncle (TINA?!?) kill and nail you grandpa to the cealing? And why is your life so bizzar??
2006-11-10 08:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa. What happened? You should file a police report and live with a friend or relative near you and thn leave your house to be safe.
2006-11-10 08:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You call the funny farm and make a reservation for the lot of you and fast!!!
2006-11-10 08:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sick.
2006-11-10 08:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woah, now that was weird.
2006-11-10 08:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello !!! Wake up !!! Are you alright ?
2006-11-10 08:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you autistic
2006-11-10 08:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋