a police man ws behind a tree wiith a speed camera he caught a woman speeding and flaged her down the woman got outa the car and appologied she said that she was in a rush to get to work and she had an appointment with a client in 10 mins
really what do you do? asked the policeman
the woman says im an @ss hole stretcher i stick in 1 finger thenanother and i keep going until i can stick n my fist then i pull untill its 6 foot
the police man looked puzzled and asked what can you do with a 6 foot @ss hole
the woman smiled and said well you can stick it behind a tree with a speed camera
2006-11-10 08:02:09 · 17 answers · asked by bitter sweet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..well done..
2006-11-10 08:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sheer Magic
2006-11-10 08:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not even gonna bother with the abbreviation: Laughed My F*cking A*se Off!!
2006-11-10 08:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes heard it before heres another one
A woman seated herself in a psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
2006-11-10 08:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one wouldn't you just love to have the nerve to say that to a traffic cop.
2006-11-10 08:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..funny!
2006-11-10 08:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's classic!
2006-11-10 08:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - That's Funny
2006-11-10 08:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Karen C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I like it!
2006-11-10 08:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Haribo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hmm,,, a smart lady
2006-11-10 08:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-10 08:04:24 · answer #11 · answered by krispiemeow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋