Have been off 3 days with suicidal thoughts, but need a different excuse. Thanks xx
2006-11-10 08:01:42 · 17 answers · asked by joy_hardyman2003 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My mother is a teacher at the school - so it has to have only effected me. Also it needs to be a bit way out, so they know its not true, but it could technically happen!!
2006-11-10 23:22:00 · update #1
period pains
2006-11-10 08:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was out traveling with a group of friends and our car broke down at a gas station and we were 6 hours away from home and it was already 1 in the morning so we called triple a and we had to spend a night in a local hotel and the next day i didnt return home until 8 and come to find out my friend had a nasty cold and i caught it on the way back and had to spend 2 days out of school doctors orders. There this is were your 3 days were missed.
2006-11-10 08:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny AND effective when you are talking about school excuses? No such thing. Admin. at schools usually don't have much of a sense of humor. Actually, use the truth and ask for some guidance in that area. That's a bit serious....
2006-11-10 08:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Believe me I am the Queen of excuses.............I used to miss three days in a row all the time. I would try the food poisoning or even a horrible toothache combined with a migraine. Tell them they were going to pull your tooth out because it hurt so bad. Or you can even try the pink eye excuse, I used that a couple of times............it's like super contagious.
2006-11-10 08:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Arvizu16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, how bout contained in the approach the nighttime "you twisted your ankle and fell to the floor". Make loud whimpering noises so ur mum and dad will listen you. Say that you fell on your hand and it extremely hurts to jot down, or walk. this may likely get you out for sometime, perhaps 2 in the journey that your fortunate, yet I doubt 3. solid success. :)
2016-11-29 00:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Dr. and get a real excuse. U had to go out of town unexpected for a funeral.
2006-11-10 08:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you could say you had explosive diahrea.... but you could also just go get a medical excuse which is confidential from the school. i've had to do the same thing before.
2006-11-10 08:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by scolex89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell the truth and you might be able to get some help with those suicidal thoughts.
2006-11-10 08:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
food poisoning?
usually takes 3 days - 1 week to clear up.
and look real pale afterwards (cuz you couldnt eat anything)
theyll believe you. and say it was no fun, people like it when others are in pain. in holland we call it: "leedvermaak"
translates as "suffering-enjoyment"
2006-11-10 08:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the question:
Did you ever try to pick handcuff locks only using your teeth?
2006-11-10 08:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you had a bully at your school tell the teachers that you were scared. that will help you with not getting in trouble
2006-11-10 08:05:08 · answer #11 · answered by emme_adies 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋