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What is funniest/worst things that you have done as a result of drinking?
I once got very drunk and apparently urinated on two people that were passed out: My friend and my girlfriend.

2006-11-10 07:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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on my wedding night got drunk and urinated in the wardrobe hence slept there all night......no sex

2006-11-11 06:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Once I went through a doorway while holding the edge. My friends said I looked just like a door swinging around into the wall.

My favorite time that I can kind of remember was when I was at the apartment of a friend. New Years maybe. I was sitting in an arm chair in the living room. I kept falling out of it somehow so i just sat on the floor. I don't know how i did it, but I kept falling off the floor. It's a good thing we were inside or else I might have fallen right off the Earth.

2006-11-10 18:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We were at my friends cottage for a weekend golf trip and were drinking the first night we got there. For guys, when you`re in the middle of the woods, the world is your urinal. So my buddy started to take a piss and calmly states, I think I`m peeing on myself. Apparently he didn`t pull it out far enough and was pissing all over his shorts.

2006-11-10 22:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Stogie 2 · 2 0

i got so drunk i passed out. but then i apparently woke up took all my clothes off walked around the entire house naked in front of everyone before walking into the bathroom and peeing in the sink. of course i dont remember at all.
ok another time when i first moved from ny to georgia, i wasnt really sure where i lived and we got really drunk and a new friend drove me home.. i thought. actually he drove me to someones home but it wasnt mine. so i try the key and it dont work so im yelling "ma, im locked out" and some ladys like u dont live here and i guess they felt bad for me next thing i know its like 4 in the morning and im sitting at the table with blankets with 2 old people i have no idea who they are or how i got there! the next day this girl calls me tells me we should hang out! it was her parents house!. we have been best friends since!

2006-11-10 16:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

its not my drunk story, but its funny. At my company christmas party last year, one guy got really drunk and we were at a hotel, and we stayed the night so no one would have to drive drunk. At 3 in the morning this one guy went down to where the hotel kitchen was and urinated all over their kitchen. It was hilarious. I think he even kept his job

2006-11-10 16:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 3 · 3 0

I enjoyed reading all these stories. I have never got drunk and not remembered the night before which is wierd cuz I have drank way past the rational point. This is the only funny story that I can think of. Me and my friend where drinking tequila and Corona's. My friend always gets me to drink way past my limit. So, we were watching fear and loathing in las vegas and we ran out of limes for the tequila so I thought it would be a good idea to chase tequila with pickle juice ( it seemed like a good idea at the time). We just starting screaming and hitting each other for no reason at all. It was funny cuz there was like 8 people in that house trying to sleep but there all such heavy sleepers only one person woke up and said, " I hate to ruin your guys fun but if you don't mind would please shut the fu*ck up!" I passed out on the floor and was woken up by my friends moms yelling at me to get up I had just vomited on myself. I was torn up but I still was nice enough to clean it up after she woke me up. They where giving me coffee to sober up but I keep throwing it all back up in the bushes and then I started singing dazed and confused. It was an awesome night but my friend doesn't remember any of it. That was the only time I saw him puke, and he didn't puke that much ethier, he could always out drink me. Until last time he started before me and started to turn a little queer on me it, I started to get scared.

2006-11-11 13:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ben V 3 · 2 0

When I was living in GA. I was at a hotel with some friends and my room was up on the balcony. I got drunk and wasnted to go to my friends room and took my clothes off and walked to her room and the owner was standing at the bottom of the balcony watching me.

2006-11-10 20:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by typ_52505 1 · 0 0

Well that wasn't very nice of you was it. I have done so many funny and stupid things when drinking I can't even recall and if I could I would get more violations here on yahoo.

2006-11-10 19:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0 1

I have a friend, no names available, lost his car somewhere between his condo and drinking establishment, all in the same block ! Walked around all night looking for the car, never found it until daylight.

2006-11-10 19:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by The Advocate 4 · 0 1

Worst-sleeping with some creeps. Funniest-probably my attempt at karaoke. Some good laughs at song choices.

2006-11-10 16:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by #2 in the oven 6 · 0 2

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