A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription
2006-11-10 07:55:17 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well now, that's the best one I've heard yet! keep going, cowboy! nice pic..
2006-11-10 07:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha He He
2006-11-10 08:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual...a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do. The men get a clue as needed. God love 'em.
2016-05-22 03:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy what a run i loved it thats a really nice joke i really like it it made me laugh
cry
and
snort!
2006-11-10 08:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Kinda clever and well-written. I enjoyed! I give it 4.5 stars! (out of 5)
2006-11-10 08:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw Haw Haw Haw Hee Hee Hee Haw Haw Haw, Oh my God I'm rolling, Thanks.
2006-11-10 08:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by F.A.Q. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a punch line lol
2006-11-10 08:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody funny
2006-11-10 07:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's good. I loved it!!
2006-11-10 07:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, love it!!
2006-11-10 08:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋