i had this girlfriend who now is my wife but listen to this
My girlfriend has a sister who always used to flirt with me.
A week before i got married she called me to her house.
she was wearing a mini skirt and a tight top.
she told me that she wanted to have sex with me before i got married. She went upstairs and threw her panties down at me.
i raced to the car but as i got out the front door my girlfriends parents greeted me and told me i am in their family as i passed the test. i refused my sister in law(that was the test).
The moral of this story:
Always leave your condoms in the car.
2006-11-10
07:53:51
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