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i had this girlfriend who now is my wife but listen to this
My girlfriend has a sister who always used to flirt with me.
A week before i got married she called me to her house.
she was wearing a mini skirt and a tight top.
she told me that she wanted to have sex with me before i got married. She went upstairs and threw her panties down at me.
i raced to the car but as i got out the front door my girlfriends parents greeted me and told me i am in their family as i passed the test. i refused my sister in law(that was the test).

The moral of this story:
Always leave your condoms in the car.

2006-11-10 07:53:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Tee hee hee....Quality!...Best joke of the eve!

2006-11-10 07:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0 0

I laughed so much a little wee came out

that was funny - got go change now

2006-11-10 16:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 1 0

very good best joke I have read so far today. Ty for the laugh.

2006-11-10 16:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0 0

lol that wasnt funny til i read the moral

2006-11-10 17:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha very correct nice moral

2006-11-10 15:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Good one!

2006-11-10 16:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by me 3 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee! He sure passed it! ^_^

2006-11-10 15:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Been there, done that. Old joke.

2006-11-10 15:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha that is funny..............that made me laugh, cry and SNORT and











hiccup in the end! ha ha ha

2006-11-10 15:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0 0

hahaha lol, that was good.

2006-11-10 15:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0 0

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