Can I shred cheese with a paper shredder?

Answer 1

I thought this was another crazy question like "Since we shred all our important paper's what's so confidential about cheese that it needs to be shredded" but I see this is serious, so I'll just be over here wondering if you get non-fat milk from skinny cows.

Answer 2

Man built the paper shredder. If man built it, man is responsible for it. Same thing goes for cow bells. The problem is that real cheese has what are cheese mites. (little bugs) they keep the cheese from sticking to the shredder blades. The other fake sandwich cheese product isn't real cheese. Its just a quick chemical reaction that comes from adding milk to other chemicals. It isn't aged like real cheese is. If you look at a real slice of cheese going through the shredder, you will see all of the little cheese mites lining up in two rows on either side of the shredder blades pushing them away from the slice.

Answer 3

Not sure if your serious or not. The cheese would have to be paper thin and would get mashed in the gears. Just do it the old fashioned way with a grater.

Answer 4

Please try and let me know... (Man I could have saved that $2 I spent the other day and just used the paper shredder)

Answer 5

Sure, but the shredder will become hopelessly gunked up.

Answer 6

Yes, you could depending on the type of cheese.

Answer 7

Yes if you put a high grade of extra virgin olive oil on the cutting blades.

Answer 8

not unless you want paper in with your cheese.

Answer 9

Once. Then the cleanup will be really, really hard!

Answer 10

thank you for making me laugh on a very, very dull workday.