I don't like to date them anymore. And with all the trouble people have been getting into being romantically involved with animals...that is out of the question! However, this fall I found a really gorgeous punkin. I named her Janice Lantern. (I am not gay). She is round in all the right places and she has the cutest smile. I have heard how women have had steamy relationships with carrots, cucumbers, and bananas. Is it wrong for me to love my punkin? I know she won't last long so I have ordered a greenhouse so I can grow our offspring. I only hope they turn out to be as beautiful as Janice on the inside and outside. Do you think they will eventually allow people to marry punkins?
2006-11-10 07:05:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol.....................that was the funniest thing i've seen all day....
2006-11-10 07:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 04:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would be incest with your punkin's offspring. I think the next wave of marrying will come with people and their pets having rights to SSI, SS and property. I plan on leaving everything to my dog and having him by my POA in case I can't do for myself anymore. Lets hope he gets over that time I almost had him gassed when he got really sick. I just thought it would be better for him. Uh....Tippy....no honey, don't oull the plug on Mommy....she didn't mean it......REALLY!!"
2006-11-10 07:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tippy's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all women are a hassle. Maybe your just looking for the wrong kind of people!! There are a lot of wonderful women, be patient one will come your way!!
2006-11-10 07:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by the_1_and_only_kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And u shouldn't stop daiting us b/c of one reason. We aren't all like that. Only if u hurt us or promise to do something for us then were a hassle but u brought that upon yourself.
2006-11-10 07:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Steph1490 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lobby for it....maybe it'll be on the next election ballot!
Best wishes to you and Janice!
2006-11-10 07:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cindy S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop doing drugs, they are bad for your mental health as your question obviously shows. Sober up bud life will look a lot better if you do.
2006-11-10 07:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your off your rocker. And what's more, maybe carrots and such can provide women with "pleasure", but how may I ask can a pumpkin provide you with pleasure? Or vice-versa?
2006-11-10 07:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Xx Spookz xX 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Too bad you're taken, you sound like a real catch.
2006-11-10 07:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are one sad, strange little man....
i hope you don't get crop rot on your johnson....
2006-11-10 07:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by Heath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?
2006-11-10 07:40:58 · answer #11 · answered by caylinn1996 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋