A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2006-11-10 06:54:23 · 28 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LIIIIIKE!
That was my Borat impression,
Any good?
2006-11-10 06:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, hifreakinlarious, ooops I laughed out loud and now my fellow government employees think I'm crazy! They have no idea how right they are!
2006-11-10 15:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by rabbit0102030 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scary thought. Funny joke.
2006-11-10 15:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WahWahWeeWah
I haven't heard that one in 30 years.
2006-11-10 15:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh brother! This came out of a retirement RV park in Yuma........
2006-11-10 14:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehe classic appeared here many time but still funny
2006-11-10 15:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! This is my second time hearing this, but its still funny! ^_^
2006-11-10 15:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahaha that was cute and funny!
2006-11-10 15:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-11-10 16:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious and toooo funny !!!
2006-11-10 15:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋