This is not a question, IT IS AN ORDER!
2006-11-10 06:49:52 · 19 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! ok, seriousness alert sorry for offending you down there I see that I can't mess about while you're around forgive me for my impudence.
2006-11-10 06:55:27 · update #1
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Evil_Penguin/
its not an answer its a link :D
2006-11-10 06:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by zudthespud 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man fell out of an eleventh storey window. He was lying on the ground with a crowd gathering around him when a cop walked over and said "what happened?" The guy said "i dont no i just got here"
2006-11-10 15:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some loony is going to freeze their body when they die, be brought back to life x amount of years later on, only to discover planet earth has been nuked. Or sit. 2 they are frozen and theres a power cut.
2006-11-10 15:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A couple of weeks ago, me and a mate went to a party and when we left, i saw what looked like a police car parked in an alleyway near the house. Anyway, we were quite stoned and she had some gear in her handbag, and me feeling REALLY paranoid sh*t myself and we started running, only to look back and realise it was an on-call Doctor!! When we realised we couldn't stop laughing!! (you know what it's like when your stoned!)
(you had to be there)
2006-11-10 15:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A cheese butty walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager, the barman says, sorry we dont serve fod. heheheheheh.
2006-11-10 14:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by kevin1958 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I remember i could not wait to leave school and go to work full time. It was all about Independence and money!!! .
WHERE did the last 20 years go to, time warp, TARDIS, alien abduction or did i simply sleep.
Call me sleeping beauty or beast.
Lee.
xx
2006-11-10 14:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by leestbbs 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
i was looking for some camouflauge pants the other day, but i couldn't find them!
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, can you put some chapstick on my bill?
Two peanuts in a bar were assaulted.
2006-11-10 15:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LIFE ( and the way some plp acted to you saying IT IS AN ORDER take a chill pill plp )
2006-11-10 15:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by ssgambit 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok like
i had this girlfriend who now is my wife but listen to this
My girlfriend has a sister who always used to flirt with me.
A week before i got married she called me to her house.
she was wearing a mini skirt and a tight top.
she told me that she wanted to have sex with me before i got married. She went upstairs and threw her panties down at me.
i raced to the car but as i got out the front door my girlfriends parents greeted me and told me i am in their family as i passed the test. i refused my sister in law(that was the test).
The moral of this story:
Always leave your condoms in the car.
2006-11-10 15:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Asked my wife the other day if she'd like to have some super sex. She said she'd take the soup.
2006-11-10 14:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by calldrsalsa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The other day this guy on Yahoo Answers called "the what should I do retard" -who is now gone =-( asked "I have new wool underwear that are abrasive- what should I do"? and someone answered him "it isn't your underwear that are abrasive it's your harry as5" HAHAHHHAAAAHHHH, it made me laugh.....=-D
2006-11-10 15:06:23 · answer #11 · answered by Tanyah 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋